Life is a long lesson in humility.
– James M. Barrie
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
– Paul Gauguin
We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.
– John W. Gardner
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
– Andre Gide
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
– Robert Orben
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
– Steven Wright
If a “religion” is defined to be a system of ideas that contains unprovable statements, then Gödel taught us that mathematics is not only a religion, it is the only religion that can prove itself to be one.
– John Barrow
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.
– Mario Andretti
