You are the goat, but you are too incompetent to be Satan's Son.
You are from above. All from above are saved. - Crowfeather (God agrees)
If you made the right choices, you are from above. If you made the wrong ones, you are from below.
A prophet's job consists of:
Listen for instructions.
Do them when you're told.
By the logic of your paranoia, wouldn't Satan have picked the most virtuous man to convict? [look here for more on that]
What the Lord has freed you from, never forget.
Those are some of the main currents that ran through my mind. I wrote other stuff, too, but some of it is too personal, some too weird, and some of it's just too plainly stupid to make public.
